Meet the Driver
Huggies (aka Vincent Keene)
I am a grumpy bastard who said he would wear a diaper.
Magnum PU (aka Chris Brown)
Chris was volunteered to be Magnum simply because of his facial hair, curly locks and the fact he just plain stinks. Just wait till you see his physique. Short, round, white…but we can’t wait to see him in those shorts!!!
Chris has been autocrossing and running track for a while now and is ready for some wheel to wheel action. This will be his first Lemons as a driver and he’s very much looking forward to screwing up BIG TIME!!!
He is also a self professed “German Car Fanboi” so he’s lamenting his decision to run with this POS Honda. When it fails miserably, it will be a small win for his German douchbaggery.
Orville Wilbur "Prick" Wright IV (aka Ryan Holton)
I am certainly not as slick and silver tounged as my dad Rick. Ok, I really stink, thats why I hang out with these bums. Dad kicked me out of the bar business years ago. So I have plenty of time to build some POS wanna be Ferrari.
Besides being a slacker, I have been autocrossing for 10 years and doing track events for 6 years.
TP (aka Stephen Westerfield)
You may not recognize me now a days, I have kinda went all "Michael Jackson" and look like a chunky white boy but its me, TP. Behind Magnum, you know I was the next best thing on the show. I had the freaking helicopter. I couldn't bring it with me but I may have a model of it buzzing around.
Besides flying helicopters, I have been autocrossing for 10 years and doing track events for 6 years. Yeah, there may be faster drivers, but remember, I have the helicopter.
Helicopter > *
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