After years of investigating the luscious paradise of Hawaii , Thomas Magnum has retired. Looking for someone to take over the family business, Thomas contacted his long lost brother Jethro to take the helm. So now Jethro Magnum and a few of his pals now have their first real case, but it’s nowhere near the beautiful island of Hawaii . Somewhere in the middle of nowhere South Carolina they have been summoned to investigate this strange phenomenon called The 24 Hours of LeMons.. Don’t worry, Hawaii is now being kept safe by Dog the Bounty Hunter, so the public is safe for now.
So what to expect out of this crowd?
-A bright red Ferrari 308 GTS? Yeah, right! How about a faded red, beat-up POS Honda Prelude that looks more like a skunk than a Ferrari.
-His best friends TP, Huggies, and Prick will be there to help old Jethro “Magnum PU” stink up the show.
- Hawaiian shirts, nut hugging shorts, gay rainbow colored suspenders, are our daily work uniforms.
-The old Magnum theme music is still a fan favorite so expect to hear it blaring constantly. Well…that is if you can still recognize it over the spit and sputtering of our massive 2.0 liter-mad-tite-non-vtak-yo! motor.
Make no bones about it, this mangey bunch stinks at P.I. work, but are here to have fun. Unlike brother Thomas in his old television days, on the prowl for lovely ladies to spend the night with, this crowd is just looking to get away from our ladies for the weekend. That’s why we picked South Carolina , who the hell would come here?